May 2013
thecompanionsdoctor:
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes...
oomshi:
i literally have no energy to do anything anymore
toonskribblez:
People who think Merida is Pixar’s first princess.
guynecologist:
wouldnt wanna
lvysaur:
sluttyoliveoil:
lvysaur:
lvysaur:
when i say peeka you say boo
peeka
chu
shut the fuck up
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Anonymous asked: what would you say to someone in your group of friends right now if they thought they might kill themselves.
fleetcaptain:
if jim kirk was a rapper and u don’t think he’d end every song with “kirk out” then u can get out of my face
thesearemydetectivesocks:
but okay so if kirk was a rapper you know he’d drag mccoy into that mess
so youre listening to jim’s songs and suddenly theres a bit where he goes ” yooo, the doctor is in” and then it switches to mccoy belting out some ridiculous southern tropes so you get shit like “that’s too much pumpkin for a nickle” before going back to kirk for the chorus
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
fiercezucchini:
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
captainsulus:
is star trek an emotion because i feel it all the time
somewhereinwonderland:
harmonysama:
szszsz:
Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction
Some fanfics are so good they deserve a tv series
Some fanfics are just really bad twilight porn and do not deserve publication or a movie
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lorinadante:
slowevenings:
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze…
