thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years Which one of you assholes...
oomshi: i literally have no energy to do anything anymore
toonskribblez: People who think Merida is Pixar’s first princess.
guynecologist: wouldnt wanna
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
Anonymous asked: what would you say to someone in your group of friends right now if they thought they might kill themselves.
fleetcaptain: if jim kirk was a rapper and u don’t think he’d end every song with “kirk out” then u can get out of my face
thesearemydetectivesocks: but okay so if kirk was a rapper you know he’d drag mccoy into that mess so youre listening to jim’s songs and suddenly theres a bit where he goes ” yooo, the doctor is in” and then it switches to mccoy belting out some ridiculous southern tropes so you get shit like “that’s too much pumpkin for a nickle” before going back to kirk for the chorus
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
fiercezucchini: those feelings when you want a relationship but you don’t but you do but you don’t
captainsulus: is star trek an emotion because i feel it all the time
somewhereinwonderland: harmonysama: szszsz: Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction Some fanfics are so good they deserve a tv series Some fanfics are just really bad twilight porn and do not deserve publication or a movie
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lorinadante: slowevenings: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze…